Increase your sex appeal on the surf by following this simple trick
I think I’m an average looking guy. If it’s last call, the lights are dim, and you’re scanning the room for a potential mate for the night, you could definitely do better than me – but you could also do MUCH worse. My teeth are straight. I shower regularly. I own about two pairs of beautiful shoes. My haircut is neither trendy nor too offensive. I will not tickle your fancy, but you will allow me to stand beside your fancy. My mother will tell you that I am a nice guy with a big personality – the ultimate telltale sign of where I am listed on the attractiveness totem.
This has largely translated into my surfing. No one ever approached me in the parking lot to congratulate me on doing a very average job. In fact, unless I got a whole new board, no one really noticed I existed. And even then, it all boiled down to some random guy saying “New painting? Sick!” And that was it. I could come and go from the water as I pleased. Just another black wetsuit floating in the sea. A run-of-the-mill surfer pedestrian.